Monday, August 25, 2008

12 Reasons Why Skateboarding didn't make 2008 Olympics

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1. JACKASS GUYS ARE BUSY THOSE 2 WEEKS
2. SKATERS BLAMED FOR VAN BLOWING UP DURING OPENING
FIREWORKS SHOW
3. VERT AND STREET COURSE CONSTRUCTED OVER & AROUND
THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA (THANKS A LOT DANNY)
4. DRUG TESTING
5. SKATERS WOULD TRY TO GRIND METALS WON
6. INCREASED SECURITY BUDGET EXPENSE FOR WOMEN'S
VOLLEYBALL TEAM
7. OLYMPICS HOST INSIST ON USING INFERIOR BOARDS
MANUFACTURED IN THEIR OWN COUNTRY
8. SHECKLER FEELING SAD THESE DAYS AND JUST NOT UP TO IT
9. TORCH CEREMONY GROSSLY MISUNDERSTOOD. SMOKE &
DRINKING NOT ALLOWED ON PREMISES!
10. MICHAEL PHELPS PROTEST WATER CONDITIONS AFTER
MYSTERIOUS NIGHTLY POOL DRAININGS
11. ZOO YORK, GIRL AND ANTI HERO RIDERS CAN'T AGREE ON
A UNIFORM
12. BUSH NOT A FAN. FELL OFF SKATEBOARD AT AGE 11, HIT
HEAD AND NEVER QUITE FULLY RECOVERED

Source: Focus Skateboard Magazine

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