Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Douchebags


Ms.Taken is basically a site for a fake engagement ring girls can buy that is designed to be worn in emergencies to ward off Mr.Wrong. The ring even comes in a keychain holder so it can be carried around with you at all times and put on fast when needed.

LADIES: a fake ring on the finger doesn't ALWAYS work...Case & point...

Katie put a fake engagement on her finger to ward off any douchebags that wouldn't leave her alone and the following conversation took place...
DBAG: "ay ma, let me get atchu"
She then showed him the ring on her finger
DBAG: "what he don't know don't hurt him"
*pause*
Katie: "well I'm pregnant too"
DBAG: "dang ma, you hot. Naw, I'm good."

If the ring doesn't work, just tell him you're pregnant or something...that should get rid of him. LMAO!

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