MTV Hilarity

Of course VMA complaint award goes to Kanye West. Ye is a beast! Haha, it was a little messed up, but just what the Dr. ordered for entertainment!

ROZIECHEEKS

My dearest Rose has finally started a blog! And I love...I swear I'm not biased. It's fairly new, but her taste in fashion, make-up, and all things wonderful is superb! CHECK IT OUT HERE

Happy Birthday Crystal!

This post is dedicated to my best friend & business partner, Crystal. I still remember our first conversation...I have my sister & brothers birthday tattooed on my ankle, and one day at work, Crystal walks up to me and asks "Why do you have my birthday tattooed on your ankle?" This was the first of many hilarious conversations with Crystal. This girl reminds to take time out in my busy day and smile. Happy birthday Crys...love you mucho!

Happy Birthday Booger!

This post is dedicated to my beautiful sister Honore. It is her birthday today. Although her and I don't always see eye-to-eye, we have a bond that nothing can break. I love her to pieces, and on this day, nothing would make me happier than being with her. So, my dearest booger, happy birthday from San Francisco! I love you & I hope your birthday is fabulous!

Two thumbs down

unlike most of america, i don't care that Rihanna spent 4th of july with a new man. what does interest me is the fact that she wore silver star pasties over her nipples! come on Rihanna...what are you thinking? shit is not cute.

The following quote cracks me up. It reminds me of all those girls in Las Vegas, Los Angeles, and San Francisco too, who wear that stupid tight (possibly even spandex) satin tube dress that was apparently made in every color at the club.
“Besides, clubwear is the kind of thing you want to be disposable so you can dance, drink, and leave it in a ball on your bedroom floor at the end of the night. Which means you might as well buy Bebe.” - Booth Moore, on why she thinks Gucci continues to look much cheaper than it costs.

Dear Giles Deacon,

I was just wondering what the hell you were thinking when you decided to send this down the runway...seriously. Thanks, Nana

So last night my good friend Crystal and I got pulled over...the following conversation took place:
Cop: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Crys: "Because my tail light is out, but I have a fix it ticket, or because I don't have a front license plate, or no proof of insurance?"
Cop: "No, you just rolled through 3 stop signs."
Crys: "Oh...have you been following me?"
Cop: "Ma'am have you had anything to drink tonight?"
Crys: "No officer but you can test me if you want, it is just so cold outside, I would be freezing."

I couldn't stop laughing the entire time. Leave it to Crys to get away with murder.

MODEL DOWN!

Lucky for me, this hasn't ever happened to me. To make matters worse for Alexandra Tomlinson it happened during the Chanel Couture Show in Paris.

Rory Daly: bird hunter

Rory Daly, is my favorite hick from Arkansas...this man has a very strong personal sense of style (not necessarily one that I'm into) but one that makes me smile nonetheless.

Bad Luck Chick

I gotta put my girl on blast right now. So this weekend Katie had the WORST possible day I have ever heard of. Everything that could possibly go wrong...did. And I was there to witness it all...
-the day started by her getting her car towed.
-we then went down to the car release spot, and realized she did not have her license on her.
-we had to go to the police station to get proof that she had a valid drivers license...this took about 30 minutes.
-we then walked back over to the release spot & missed our window of time for her credit card information to be faxed over.
-we had to wait another hour
-in this hour we decided to go eat at a restaurant...and EVERY restaurant on that block was closed.
-FINALLY we get the car released.
-then Katie needs to make it to the bank by 6...
-she then realized that her purse is in her fathers car, 20 mins out of the way.
-she doesn't make it to the bank.
-she then loses her house key
-drives back to the city AGAIN that night...and the car gets towed...AGAIN!
-then the apartment building next door to hers, burns down...

a series of unfortunate events unleashed on my girl all weekend.