So last night my good friend Crystal and I got pulled over...the following conversation took place:
Cop: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Crys: "Because my tail light is out, but I have a fix it ticket, or because I don't have a front license plate, or no proof of insurance?"
Cop: "No, you just rolled through 3 stop signs."
Crys: "Oh...have you been following me?"
Cop: "Ma'am have you had anything to drink tonight?"
Crys: "No officer but you can test me if you want, it is just so cold outside, I would be freezing."
I couldn't stop laughing the entire time. Leave it to Crys to get away with murder.
Cop: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Crys: "Because my tail light is out, but I have a fix it ticket, or because I don't have a front license plate, or no proof of insurance?"
Cop: "No, you just rolled through 3 stop signs."
Crys: "Oh...have you been following me?"
Cop: "Ma'am have you had anything to drink tonight?"
Crys: "No officer but you can test me if you want, it is just so cold outside, I would be freezing."
I couldn't stop laughing the entire time. Leave it to Crys to get away with murder.
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