SMH

Well last night, Heidi Pratt (Montag?) performed her stupid song "Body Language" at the Miss Universe 2009 pageant. To kick off this post, let start by noting how similar her outfit was to Britney Spears 2000 VMA performance of "Oops I did it again."


Secondly, I don't know who told Heidi that it would be a great idea to dance all around the stage, but whoever it is that told her, obviously didn't have her best interest at heart. It makes my ears hurt to hear her sing, and my eyes hurt because she can't stay in one place at one time...girlfriend literally bounces around all over the stage.

MODEL DOWN!

Lucky for me, this hasn't ever happened to me. To make matters worse for Alexandra Tomlinson it happened during the Chanel Couture Show in Paris.

He said, "I was in a hurry for sex"

I'm surprised it wasn't me...

And the winner is....Alexander Khamish with 415 parking tickets and over $81,000 in fines...OUCH! He claims somebody stole his identity...pssh yeah right!