Oh hell no

A little while back I made a post about "fish pedicures" well today i've been informed of something much more slippery, slimey, disgusting, and scary. Well, snake massages have arrived. Basically the plop these snakes on your stomach and they slither all around your stomach...it's supposed to be "calming" and "relaxing" and on top of it all, it costs $80. I don't know about you, but there is NO WAY a whole bunch of snakes are gonna creep up and down my body.

Quote of the Weekend

"We never completely fall, we trip and stumble a bit, but our friends catch us before we ever hit the ground." -The Fabulous Jenna DeCou

Daily Dose of Floetry

Title: Beauty

I know that I am beautiful inside and out
I am kind and caring
I am supportive and considerate
For my loved ones I would do anything
I know that I am attractive
And I know that I am a catch
I am silly and funny
I would take care of you when you are sick
I would love you know matter what you did for a living
I am understanding and generous
I am honest
All of these things I know
And I am tired of trying to make you see just how wonderful I am
And just how good you had it
I don’t doubt that you won’t find another because I see the beautiful in you
But I’m telling you, that you won’t find anyone more beautiful than me

hmmm

Fendi's Spring 2009 collection was looking beautiful until i came across this image. the dress is bangin, however the belt resembles Apple's mini ishuffles...

What's hot in Spring 2009?

Apparently puppies...for Dolce & Gabbana's Spring 2009 show in Milan, it was a puppy that took the spotlight walking down the runway.

Sorry

that i haven't posted in almost a week. things have been super hectic!

xoxo

Just remember...

Daily Dose of Floetry

Title: Smile

Don’t be fooled my smile
I smile for a living.
It’s only for show
It’s a part of my being.
Deep down I’m hurting,
Struggling to forget.
Trying to move past,
But my heart is yearning.
I’m under your spell,
Hypnotized by your swag.
Lost in your voice,
I can’t find my way.
Circling your words,
But your actions speak louder.
I’m a grown ass woman
I can handle the heat.

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"Tell me why he's stupid enough to go out and get a cheeseburger when he has a filet mignon at home?"

Daily Dose of Floetry

Title: Addiction

His smile was the crusher
Got my blood flowing and my heart was pounding.
One look in my eyes
And he looked into my soul.
Took a deep breath
And he breathed me in.
He touched my hand
And sent waves through my body.
Kissed my lips
And left me in shock.
He did me so right
That he left me paralyzed.

But now he’s gone
And I’m having with drawls,
He was my body’s addiction
I gotta find a new drug.

Daphne Guiness

Shot by Steven Klein for Vogue Italia, Daphne Guiness graces the pages in this killer shoot for her biggest couture spread yet.

Chanel

Karl Lagerfeld has doubled the regular 2.55 Chanel bag...going back to my previous post about the Chanel Fishing Rod, I'm sure it could fit in here. ;)
Said to be longer than your arms, and longer than your legs.

and ofcourse, the jabbawockeez

Another amazing performance at Macys Passport...they never let me down.



Just for you Randy!

Extraordinary League of Gentleman

Earlier in the week my friend Fresh & I attended Macys Passport. When this segment began I laughed, but then about two minutes into it I couldn't help but fall in love with this segment. All men are wearing Alfani suits, and are extremely good looking dancers...lets just say it was great eye candy for the night...

Even My Little Pony Loves a Gold Pair of Nikes

Celebrating 25 years, Hasbro collaborated with designers to benefit Give Kids the World Village. This particular one was created by ex–graffiti artist Claw Money, My Little Pony is wearing a silk jacket and mini–gold Nikes

Life Changing Photography

For more, visit here

Yup, this is exactly how a woman puts perfume on

The Wall

Quote of the day

Vogue Japan--> LV

futuristic shoot for Louis Vuitton soon to be feautred in the up coming issue
http://www.vogue.co.jp/

Karl you're the best

Siri Tollerod by Karl Lagerfeld for Numero Homme

Yearbook

I had to make a post about this website. Yearbook yourself is a website where you upload a picture of yourself and then it generates what your yearbook photo would have looked like in a given decade. My friend Summer did it and I might have been laughing for an hour straight. Below is a picture of what she really looks like and following her yearbook photos. LOL

a letter to the clueless

Dear fellas,
Why do you think women are so crazy. Behind every crazy chick there is a shady dude that made her that way. But for the most part, we’re not typically crazy. We are quite logical, & pretty easy to please. We don’t ask for much…All I need is honesty & respect. I want my man to represent me when I’m around & when I’m not around, and for him to have my back. That’s really all there is to it, don’t go through the unnecessary.

Giambattista Valli's shoe game is fire

can ya dig it?

BLOW

"So in the end, was it worth it? Jesus Christ. How irreparably changed my life has become.
It's always the last day of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in. I'll grant you I've had more than my share of poignant moments. Life passes most people by while they're making grand plans for it. Throughout my lifetime, I've left pieces of my heart here and there.And now, there's almost not enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far
exceeded my talent. There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door" – Blow

LOVE LOCKDOWN

Upside down house built in Germany

literally everything down to the toilet is upside down..sheesh!

blessing

if only it were that easy

Top Picks...

...from Alexander Wang's RTW 2009 collection...stunning...

Good Grips

For the girls that have trouble walking in them heels (yes you know who you are) YSL has created a heel that has major grips...preventing the slippage I've seen way too many girls take

Thanks Mom!

My mom forwarded me the following article...



"One of the persistent memes in the Republican line of attack against Barack Obama is the notion that he is an elitist, whereas the G.O.P. represent real working Americans like Levi “F-in’ Redneck” Johnston.

It caught our attention, then, when First Lady Laura Bush and would-be First Lady Cindy McCain took the stage Tuesday night wearing some rather fancy designer clothes. So we asked our fashion department to price out their outfits.

Laura Bush
Oscar de la Renta suit: $2,500
Stuart Weitzman heels: $325
Pearl stud earrings: $600–$1,500
Total: Between $3,425 and $4,325

Cindy McCain
Oscar de la Renta dress: $3,000
Chanel J12 White Ceramic Watch: $4,500
Three-carat diamond earrings: $280,000
Four-strand pearl necklace: $11,000–$25,000
Shoes, designer unknown: $600
Total: Between $299,100 and $313,100
Wow! No wonder McCain has so many houses: his wife has the price of a Scottsdale split-level hanging from her ears."

It is my belief that Mrs. McCain can try as hard as she likes, but no matter what won't even compare to Mrs. Obama's taste and style.

Vanity Fair

William Rast Trailers Continued...

very clever marketing technique

Pierre Hardy

Men's...

Women's...




Fall 2008 Men & Women Collection

love compared

100th anniversary shoe

converse

he's done it again...

Steven Meisel shot the September cover story for Vogue Italia featuring model Viktoriya. Here's a sneak peak of the spread...